thecw4kids:

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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chessys:

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

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gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

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dicapriho:

Exclusive.

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latestfunnystuff:

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as-warm-as-choco:

妹がこの方法で50粒くらいポップコーン製造してる:;(∩´﹏`∩);: (via mfmf_s2)
(That is a corn & a hair-straightener and you know what happens dudes)

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overlyobsessedfanqueen:

I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

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I did a thing to my face the other day 😄
I combined two foundations: Rimmel 25 hour lasting foundation and Maybelline fit me foundation
Maybelline age-rewind concealer
E.L.F. translucent powder
Maybelline blush (forgot what shade)
Some random eyeshadow for highlighting
Milani matte lipstick
E.L.F. gel eyeliner
NYC bronzer
And some random eyeshadows I had lying around xD
Hmmm…I need to practice my eyeshadow blending and find a better way to conceal my super duper dark eye circles that are oddly not too visible here, but that could be due to the natural lighting in the photo xD lol
Other than that, just gonna pat myself on the back for this look xD

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